Unexpected Enthusiast Gifts

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woah - random!"

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...