Unexpected Hobbyists Gifts

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Surprise!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"Woah - random!"

The Remote Olympics

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Casual skydiving.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.