Hidden Hobbyist Gifts

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Recombinant DNA

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Little Beverly Cards

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Prisoner Spotter

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

'So what's this new hobby of yours?'