Niche Hobbyists Gifts

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The Remote Olympics

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Recombinant DNA

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

Prisoner Spotter

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

Underappreciated Pride Days

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Knitting On-Line

Voice Jail

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

Bobby's budding feces collection,

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'