Niche Enthusiasts Gifts

Underappreciated Pride Days

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

How I met your mother

Tom Cruise

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Must be one of those underground bands.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'