Niche Content Lover Gifts

"Life for Hans was Grim Until The Launch of the Buttocks Channel."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Elephant ass selfie.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Creativity 2.0

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Casual skydiving.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"I'm open to new things."

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"They're bobbleheads."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

Club of the Month

Odd snowman out