Secretive Hobbyist Gifts

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Casual skydiving.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Government "Information" Agency.

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

I Was Married to Banksy.

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Prisoner Spotter

Spray on Camouflage

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Ninja convention

After discovering how much he enjoyed redactiing, Roger gets a little carried away.

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

A Furtive Move

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Bobby's budding feces collection,