Secretive Hobbyist Gifts

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Casual skydiving.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Gigolo Diary

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

I Was Married to Banksy.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Prisoner Spotter

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

Spray on Camouflage

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Ninja convention

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

A Furtive Move

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."