Secrecy Admirer Gifts

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The wine-shop

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

The men of your dreams

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Lover

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Clowns of the Baskervilles

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Someone carries a torch for you!

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

A Ghost

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".