Internet Hobbyist Gifts

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Karataoke

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Fishing for Birds

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"