Unexpected Home Enthusiasts Gifts

Family living in an allevator

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Woah - random!"

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

'Brew?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

DIY store with a first aid department

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

Homes of the font designers

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Homeowners.

Repossessed Properties.

Coming Home

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Our new double glazing has almost paid for itself - the kids can't hear the ice cream van anymore."