Unexpected Home Enthusiasts Pillows

Family living in an allevator

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Living together, couple in love.

"Woah - random!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Brew?'

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Homes of the font designers

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

DIY store with a first aid department

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Repossessed Properties.

Homeowners.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Coming Home

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."