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Repossessed Properties.

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"I didn't spark joy."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Mouse real estate!

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Fireplace Projector.

Home Sweet Home.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

'A Dust Cow'.

'Brew?'

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Homes of the font designers

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"Kick ass!"

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Homeowners.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Coming Home

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'For sale'

Introducing...The Creeping Draft