Whimsical Home Enthusiast Prints

Repossessed Properties.

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"I didn't spark joy."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Mouse real estate!

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Home Sweet Home.

Fireplace Projector.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Brew?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"Kick ass!"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Homes of the font designers

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Homeowners.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Coming Home

'For sale'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.