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"Kick ass!"

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

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"And you wanted to throw me back."

Mouse real estate!

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

The Big Tree

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Home Sweet Home.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

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"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

Satan in the fireplace

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I bought a new summer condo."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

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