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'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

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"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mouse real estate!

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

The Big Tree

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Home Sweet Home.

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'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Satan in the fireplace

"I bought a new summer condo."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse