Whimsical Homemaker Pillows

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Moving in

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Parents

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Mouse real estate!

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'