Witty Homemaker Pillows

"This is our lazy Susan. We had her on the dining room table but she was just always in the way. So, we moved her in here."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Parents

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.