Humor-loving Homemaker Pillows

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Modern Parents

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Romance over the Irons

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'No Trespissing'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Nature Girl and the Four Elements.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Mom's a lousy cook.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

"This love seat stinks!"

'It looks like your son hasn't changed his underwear in a year,'

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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.