Lighthearted Homemaker Pillows

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Modern Parents

Husband and Child in Pram

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"I'm running a loose ship."

Romance over the Irons

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Swiss Army Wife

"It's the latest thing. A solar energy dryer."

Feng Shui

Wallpapering.

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Rabbits on Pinterest

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

'A-D-D...are these your grades or your diagnosis?'

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

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