Happy Homemaker Pillows

'You and your insensitive 'what is it?'!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Why is it every time I tell you we need to make more room in the fridge, you start with the liquids?'

Moving to the country.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Parents

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.