Cozy Homemaker Pillows

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"We've decided to live together."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa's wash day.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Modern Parents

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

The Big Tree

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Fireplace Projector.

'Home sweet home'.

'Brew?'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Romance over the Irons

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

Satan in the fireplace

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"