Fashionable Homemaker Pillows

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'