Fashionable Homemaker Pillows

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Parents

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'