Humorous Homemakers Pillows

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

How to Build a Bungalow

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Dog Bookends

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

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'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."