Whimsical Homemaker Gifts

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Modern Parents

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Mouse real estate!

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'