Funny Homemaker Gifts

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'