Humorous Homemaker Gifts

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Rabbits on Pinterest

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Amy Sedaris

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."