Humorous Homemaker Mugs

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Rabbits on Pinterest

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Moving in

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?