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'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

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"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You're never home."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

The Big Tree

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The old one fell apart.'

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"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Isn't it great?!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

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"Kick ass!"

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."