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'It's not really for sale, I just don't get many visitors out here.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

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I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

The Big Tree

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

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'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Nest building

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'Phase Two : More of the same'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Homeowner please help."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Kick ass!"

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."