Home Sweet Home Lover Gifts

'It's not really for sale, I just don't get many visitors out here.'

Moving Home

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

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I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

The Big Tree

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You've got termites."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Changing house name.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Satan in the fireplace

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"Interesting story behind this one..."