Home Sweet Home Enthusiasts Gifts

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

Happy Home - Thumbs Up.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"This is my place, and that's the guest house."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Living together, couple in love.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Cat being licked by plant.

Live, laugh, love

"You've got termites."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Fireplace Projector.

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'Brew?'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"Homeowner please help."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'