Home Sweet Home Appreciators Gifts

'He came with the house.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"Homeowner please help."

Home is where you hang the lights.

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

A Misdelivered Letter

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

New house smell.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"The screen porch makes it a home."

It seems so big now that the kids are gone.

'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'

'Well I think everything is in order. Congratulations on your new home!'

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."