Home Sweet Home Advocate Gifts

'Daddy,I'm coming home, Josh and I just broke up.'

Why real estate salespeople should never try to sell their own homes.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'We'll take it!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Changing house name.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Homeowner please help."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

New house smell.

It seems so big now that the kids are gone.

"The screen porch makes it a home."

'Well I think everything is in order. Congratulations on your new home!'