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'Daddy,I'm coming home, Josh and I just broke up.'

Why real estate salespeople should never try to sell their own homes.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'We'll take it!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Changing house name.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"Homeowner please help."

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

New house smell.

"The screen porch makes it a home."

'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'

'Well I think everything is in order. Congratulations on your new home!'

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."