Home Sweet Home Appreciators Prints

'He came with the house.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Homeowner please help."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

Home is where you hang the lights.

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

A Misdelivered Letter

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

New house smell.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'Well I think everything is in order. Congratulations on your new home!'

'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

"Good news! The economy is staging a comeback..."

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."