Home Sweet Loan Advocates Prints

God Bless Our Home Equity Line of Credit.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'We'll take it!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

"Homeowner please help."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

'I like child bearing HIPS!'

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

New house smell.

'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'

'Well I think everything is in order. Congratulations on your new home!'