Home Sweet Home Seeker Gifts

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Turtle Home

House hunting is cruel.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Nest building

New Homes

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Changing house name.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Homeowner please help."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Your dream home