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Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Living together, couple in love.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The Big Tree

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

'The old one fell apart.'

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Isn't it great?!'

"Kick ass!"

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Satan in the fireplace

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'