Home Lover Gifts

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'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

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"You're never home."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

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'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

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'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"That's still too high"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

The Big Tree

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The old one fell apart.'

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

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'Isn't it great?!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

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'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'