Home Lover Mugs

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'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

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'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

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'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"That's still too high"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

The Big Tree

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The old one fell apart.'

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

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'Isn't it great?!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

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'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'