Modern Home Lover Mugs

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

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"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

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"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'The old one fell apart.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

A shared passion

"Feng Shwoops!"

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

Giant wants his shoe back.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

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"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."