Novelty Home Enthusiasts Pillows

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Living together, couple in love.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Brew?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Homeowners.

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

Family living in an allevator

Coming Home

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'Our founder.'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"