Orderly Artist Gifts

"You are so organized!"

Just organizing them wasn't feeding my creative side.

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Desert Island Raking

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

Yes, it does look refreshing

Method/Madness

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'