Orderly Operator Gifts

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

'Off!'

"Tia Carmen, why do you get into these wiping frenzies?"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Ways to handle difficult patients.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

Yes, it does look refreshing

Commuter X-Ray

Method/Madness

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"You are so organized!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'