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'Off!'

"Tia Carmen, why do you get into these wiping frenzies?"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Commuter X-Ray

Method/Madness

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"You are so organized!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'