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"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Method/Madness

Commuter X-Ray

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"You are so organized!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Book surgery.

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"This family is way too functional."