Orderly Operators Gifts

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Desert Island Raking

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

Commuter X-Ray

Yes, it does look refreshing

Method/Madness

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

"You are so organized!"

Book surgery.

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"

'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"This family is way too functional."