Organized Operator Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Commuter X-Ray

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'This doesn't look good.'

A catch-all is born.

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'