Operator Gifts

Operator torn between 'option 1' and 'option 2'

Woman holding two phones together.

Bird's telephone exchange - Early Bird Wormcatchers, inc

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"I see the downsizing continues."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Police film evidence

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'