Operator Pillows

Operator torn between 'option 1' and 'option 2'

Woman holding two phones together.

Bird's telephone exchange - Early Bird Wormcatchers, inc

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

"I see the downsizing continues."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Police film evidence

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."