Field Operator Pillows

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The circle is complete!'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Pull the udder one

Scarecrows guarding a field

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Clandestine cows.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Wilfried Zaha

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'